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Berry Jokes

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes –…

all gone pear shaped

Pear Jokes

We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.       Went to the shop today to buy…

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Grape Jokes

The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners came from looking at the fruit bowl, so here are a page of grape jokes.  Of course, they come with the normal caveats of not being overly funny or original, and they might just make you let out a little whine….       Why did…

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Guess My Fruit

And now for something completely random. For no reason whatsoever, here’s a fruit based guessing game called (with great originality) Guess My Fruit. [WpProQuiz 1]         And the best fruit guessers are: [WpProQuiz_toplist 1]