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Cafe Jokes

I spent a lot of one day this week sitting in a cafe, so that seemed as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Here are some cafe jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was sitting in a cafe…

lookout for unusual currants

Crumble Jokes

After last week’s rhubarb jokes and previous apple jokes, this week we have some crumble jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Went to the shop today to buy some blackberries and apples to make a crumble, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.  …

even my Rice Krispies don’t talk to me

Rice Jokes

I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben.   I was at a…

blender carlisle

Food jokes

This week’s topic of jokes for a Friday is food, always a popular choice, at least with me.  As normal, these food jokes may not be your “cup of tea”, and don’t expect too much originality or them to be that funny…       I had a pelican curry the other day. It tasted…

Pastor Maldonado's 2011 FW33 at The Donington Collection

Lunch with a Formula One car

I had lunch yesterday with my good friend Mike Lovegrove at Donington Park’s café, and I thought that it was worth saying a few things about it, given that this is the opportunity to talk about two of my favourite events, Formula One and food. You may know from a previous blog that I have…