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Ballet Jokes

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of Ballet Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine has just graduated from ballet school with a 2:2.   Why do baby swans like Swan Lake? It’s their cygnet-ure tune.   A…

it is only a tributary act

Dance Jokes

The topic for this week’s series of puns is dance jokes, and hopefully these won’t get you moving away from the screen.  As normal, don’t expect too many original moves in this one, and they might not be that funny…       I saw an Irish dancing show today called ‘Streamdance’. It’s not quite…

The Benny Hill Ravers

The Benny Hill Ravers

It’s probably fair to say for many of us that how we look when we dance in our heads, and how we look to others may be somewhat different. It is also fair to say that, perhaps, if we were to watch how we dance with a slightly different tune playing, then this may also…