The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was in a hurry so tried pressing…
After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie…
This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. A…
For those who are not aware, today is National Christmas Jumper Day (yes, there is such a thing), so it seems appropriate that the theme this week for the collection of puns and one-liners should be jumper jokes. Just like all good Christmas pullovers, most of these are not particularly original or funny. It may…