The horse says no two halves

Pantomime Jokes

We’re just about still in the pantomime season – oh no you’re not, or it’s behind you! I hear you cry – so here are some pantomime jokes. Pantomimes are normally associated with lots of humour and funny jokes, so that’s where the similarity might end. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity…

A rebel without a Claus

Elf Jokes

It’s getting close to Christmas, and whilst we’ve had jokes before about all sorts of aspects of Christmas, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elf Jokes, most of which are very short and particularly corny.  As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Why did the…

santa racing driver

More Christmas Cracker Jokes

I posted one or two – or many more – jokes last week that had a Christmas theme, but now that we have had Christmas and a few more have appeared, here are a few more Christmas Cracker jokes for you, which as always, may not be particularly original, or even that funny for that…

he felt his presents

Christmas Cracker Jokes

As it’s the 20th December, it seems that there is only one topic that would be appropriate for this week’s puns and one-liners, and that is, of course, Christmas Cracker jokes.  I know that this list normally comes with the health warning that they are not particularly funny or original, and that is especially true…