The theme of this week’s one-liners and puns is money jokes, which come with the normal caveats of not to expect them to be either too funny or too original. I hope you enjoy them anyway…. When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather… …
After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes. Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny. I do hope…
Welcome to the first series of jokes for 2014. After a few weeks of jokes about Christmas, and related topics like Christmas Crackers and jumpers, a new subject this week. Here are some sign jokes, although do not expect the New Year to have brought a new quality of jokes, or any originality or…
I posted one or two – or many more – jokes last week that had a Christmas theme, but now that we have had Christmas and a few more have appeared, here are a few more Christmas Cracker jokes for you, which as always, may not be particularly original, or even that funny for that…
As it’s the 20th December, it seems that there is only one topic that would be appropriate for this week’s puns and one-liners, and that is, of course, Christmas Cracker jokes. I know that this list normally comes with the health warning that they are not particularly funny or original, and that is especially true…
For those who are not aware, today is National Christmas Jumper Day (yes, there is such a thing), so it seems appropriate that the theme this week for the collection of puns and one-liners should be jumper jokes. Just like all good Christmas pullovers, most of these are not particularly original or funny. It may…
With one-liners on food and restaurants in recent weeks, desserts – as in cakes, not as in sand – seems to be the next logical topic, so please do enjoy. They come with the normal guarantee of unoriginality and unfunniness…. I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop.…
After last week’s food jokes, the topic this week is restaurant jokes, which as normal, come with no guarantee of being funny or original. In fact quite the opposite. I hope you enjoy them… Out for dinner At a Chinese restaurant last night, I ordered from The Specials menu. Think I had…
This week’s topic of jokes for a Friday is food, always a popular choice, at least with me. As normal, these food jokes may not be your “cup of tea”, and don’t expect too much originality or them to be that funny… I had a pelican curry the other day. It tasted…
The topic of this week’s bad jokes is dentists and dentistry, so if you like dentist jokes, keep reading. As usual, don’t expect any of them to be particularly original or funny… A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque. Dentistry can…
Following a request at a train station yesterday evening (really!), this week’s collection of not that funny or original puns and one liners is on the theme of music jokes…. U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the Edge off them. When The…
It’s 1st November, or All Saints’ Day, meaning that yesterday was Hallowe’en, so here are a few unoriginal and not that funny Halloween jokes that may give you more of a fright than a laugh… I’ve noticed that ghosts in lifts always seem to be happy. I think it raises the spirits.…