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Puntastic Friday

As always,  Friday is cheesy pun day, and on this particular Friday, I have the pleasure of the company of Mike, for whom most of these puns were originally collected.  As normal, these may not be original, modern, or even funny, but at least they are puntastic….




A man goes into a library and asks for a book on “pantomimes”. The librarian says, “Its behind you”.


Why does the Pirates of The Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?


I spotted a chap in a pub chatting up a cheetah. I thought “he’s trying to pull a fast one”…


I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


Batman came up to me & hit me over the head with a vase and went T’PAU! I said Don’t you mean KAPOW? He said ‘No, I’ve got China in my Hand’


Whiteboards are remarkable.


A box keeps popping up on my screen for double-glazing. I think it’s a windows update


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any…


I’m a Communist and Windows 7 was my idea just as much as it was yours  [slightly old now]


ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”




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