It’s Boxing Day, which means that there are plenty of people out there making turkey curry – and turkey sandwiches and all sorts of other turkey based dishes, no doubt – so what better topic for today’s puns and one-liners than curry jokes. As normal, don’t expect an original recipe, or too much added funniness…
I was out for a curry the other night, and I ordered my naan bread. I don’t know why, she doesn’t even like it.
I was in a restaurant at a raucous curry night, some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.
Having a curry with another friend who can’t eat rice. He’s basmatic.
I ordered a pelican curry the other night. It tasted ok but the bill was enormous.
I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.
I had an unbelievably hot curry last night. It was a Korma, but I microwaved it fortwenty minutes.
Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and chutneys. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
What’s Abba’s favourite meal? Chicken Tikka.
Interested to hear that the Smurfs have set up a curry delivery service. That’s a Balti from the Blue.
Dreamt that I was eating a curry last night. When I woke up, my pilau was missing.
I went for a curry the other week, had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.
I had a mean curry the other night. It tasted average.
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