Lamp Jokes

This week’s topic for puns is Lamp Jokes. However, no genie (or djini) in the lamp jokes here as that could be a page all by itself, a bit like the “how many x does it take to change a lightbulb” type, which no doubt will arrive here at some stage. Don’t, as always, expect […]

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Pepper Jokes

The topic for this week’s puns is Pepper Jokes, so take them with a pinch of salt. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Someone told me I looked like a pepper mill. I took it as a condiment. Why do seals live in salt water? Pepper makes them […]

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Pencil Jokes

I was looking for some stationery this week, and it made me think about topics for a page of puns. We’ve had ruler jokes before, so on a similar theme, here are some pencil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of either hilarity or originality…     A policeman came up to me […]

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Tie Jokes

Ties

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. […]

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Shirt Jokes

A shirt

This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. A friend of mine […]

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Password Jokes

Like most people, I’ve had that annoying experience of trying to think of a new password that is complex enough to be secure and memorable enough to be useful, and that seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some password jokes.  Don’t worry, none of them are too cryptic, but don’t expect […]

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Shower Jokes

We’ve had Bath Jokes previously so this week it’s the turn of shower jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…  given the topic, they are of course, all clean jokes, although you might not gel with all of them…   A chap checks into a hotel, and is asked if he wants […]

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Penguin Jokes

Penguins at Taronga Zoo

It was World Penguin Day earlier this week, so Penguin Jokes seems a fitting a topic as ever for this week’s puns. I’m a big fan of penguins, and you can see me feeding some of them here. As normal, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     How do penguins […]

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Rice Jokes

I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben. I was at a racous curry nigh […]

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Reunion Jokes

St Patrick's Day parade, Singapore

I went to a reunion this week of some old colleagues and friends, some of whom I hadn’t seen in ages.  It was a lovely evening, and the subject of jokes came up, and it was suggested that perhaps the evening could inspire a page here, hence here are some Reunion Jokes.  Unfortunately this page […]

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Bacon Jokes

A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week….   As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A bacon sandwich walks […]

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Remote Control Jokes

remote controls

We’ve previously had television jokes, and this week’s puns are on a related topic of Remote Control Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control & no remote. I couldn’t turn it down. The local television controller museum […]

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