Crumble Jokes

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After last week’s rhubarb jokes and previous apple jokes, this week we have some crumble jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Went to the shop today to buy some blackberries and apples to make a crumble, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.   […]

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Rice Jokes

I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben. I was at a racous curry nigh […]

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