Elf Jokes

A rebel without a Claus

It’s getting close to Christmas, and whilst we’ve had jokes before about all sorts of aspects of Christmas, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elf Jokes, most of which are very short and particularly corny.  As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Why did the […]

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Middle Earth Jokes


This week’s series of one liners takes the form of Middle Earth Jokes due to one particularly festive line.  As normal, these will not magic up hilarity or originality…   Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins.   Dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings last night, turned out I […]

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