Trouser Jokes

they were selling shorts

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Was in a hurry so tried pressing […]

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Tie Jokes

tie pin here

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie […]

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Shirt Jokes

said with no sense of irony

This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.   On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”.   A […]

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