Tie Jokes

Ties

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. […]

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Shirt Jokes

A shirt

This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. A friend of mine […]

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