Breakfast Jokes

blow my own crumpet

Welcome to the first blog post of 2018, and as it’s good to start with a hearty breakfast, here are some breakfast jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Why do people normally only have a single egg for breakfast in France?  Because one egg is an oeuf. […]

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Bacon Jokes

turned out to be a porkypine

A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week….   As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A bacon sandwich […]

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