Yoga Jokes

Next week, on the 21st June, is World Yoga Day, so this week’s puns and one liners take the theme of Yoga Jokes.  Of course, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…. and thankfully there are no photos of me taking part in any yoga sessions.

 

What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.

What goes Ooommm?  A cow doing yoga backwards.

Why didn’t the yogi vacuum the stairs? He had no attachments.

Saw a sign for a beginner’s yoga class. It said “enquire within”.

Phoned the gym about an advanced yoga class. They asked how flexible I was, I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

A yogi went to a pizza restaurant and asked “me make one with everything”.

Tried to make some yoga classes but it was a bit of a stretch.

I told my new yoga teacher I was an expert. He asked me to show the class an advanced pose. That put me in a difficult position.

When are yogis unable to generate change? When using a vending machine.

Why didn’t the yogi have drugs when getting a filling? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

Last week’s ink jokes are here.

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