Kenilworth Castle

Window Jokes

I was looking out the window thinking about the topic for this week’s one liners, so the idea of window jokes seemed as good as any. Don’t expect these to be too funny or original, and you might see right through them…

 

Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.

Checking in for a flight, I was asked, “Window or Aisle?”. I said, Window or you’ll do what?

I wrote a story once about a broken window. It’s saved in my drafts.

Why are computers like air conditioning units? They stop working properly when you open too many windows.

Saw a sign in a window, “Flat screen TV for sale, only £20. Broken volume control”. Couldn’t turn it down.

Two friends of mine used to work in a shop window. They were called Curt & Rod.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Entered a window fitting competition. Smashed it.

How do you use water to create light? Clean the windows.

Friend of mine installed a new window in a local branch of Vision Express, then realised he’s got the wrong place. Should have gone to Specsavers.

 

 

Last week’s spot jokes are here.

 

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