Werewolf Jokes

It’s Halloween weekend and as we have previously had Ghost Jokes, Dracula Jokes, Vampire Jokes and Halloween Jokes, so this year here are some Werewolf Jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be too hilarious or original…

 

How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws…

A werewolf swallowed a watch, and now he has ticks.

What do you call a werewolf escapologist? Hairy Houdini.

What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a dog? A terrified postman.

A comedian friend of mine went down well at the local werewolf club. Had them howling all night.

Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal.

How do you make a werewolf stew? Leave him waiting for the full moon.

How do you stop a werewolf howling in your back garden? Put him in your front garden.

A chap goes to the doctor and says “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth”. The doctor says, “have you seen a psychiatrist?” The man says “no, just a werewolf”.

Which army unit is made up of werewolves? The fur-eign Legion.

…and of course the classic, I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!

 

 

Last week’s fire jokes are here.

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