Water Jokes

The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners was a bottle of water on a table, so here are some water jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.



A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.


Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.


On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked what I wanted to drink.
“Well, I haven’t changed my mind…”


I thought about splashing out on a water bed.


As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.


What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.


Love watching running water on the internet. Was watching a live stream.


Wanted to play water polo but couldn’t get the horses to swim.


A man walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water. The librarian says “this is a library!”. The man whispers “sorry, a bottle of water, please”.


Who carries out operations in water? A sturgeon.


How do you get a pen across some water? Biro-ing.




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