You’ve guessed it, unfunny Friday is another collection of the usual unfunny, unoriginal jokes that might make you groan rather than laugh…
The economic situation might be improving. Spoke to a litter clearer earlier who said that business was picking up.
The batteries went in my torch last night. I was delighted.
Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.
Apparently there was a crime involving a local cartoonist. The details are still sketchy.
Checked in to a hotel this week and asked for an early morning wake up call. At 7am, the receptionist called and said “What are you doing with your life?”.
A friend of mine was destined to be an osteopath. He said he could feel it in his bones.
Two lions walking down an aisle in a supermarket. One says to the other, “it’s quiet in here today, isn’t it?”.
Friend parked in a hospital car park. Attendant came up and said “this is for badge holders only”. He said “but I’ve got a bad shoulder…”
Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient where he wanted his giant roll of bubble wrap. He said “pop it in the corner”. Took me three and a half hours.
Last week’s jokes are here.
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