Trouser Jokes

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
 

 

Was in a hurry so tried pressing my trousers whilst wearing them but ended up taking longer because I burned myself. Oh, the iron knee.

 

A friend of mine bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down.

 

What travels along your washing line at 100 miles per hour? Honda pants.

 

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any…

 

Got a pair of spider silk trousers. They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck.

 

I’m a bit worried about my neighbour, he’s been walking around the house shouting “Baggy trousers” all morning. I think it’s Madness.

 

A chap walks into a library, and the librarian cuts the bottom off his trousers and sticks it in a novel. He thinks, “that’s a turn up for the books”.

 

I saw a sign outside a shop saying “50% off Men’s Trousers”. Turned out they were selling shorts.

 

I always get frustrated trying to put my trousers in the wardrobe. Think I have hangar management issues.

 

And of course, the old classic… why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.

 

 

 

Last week’s dragon jokes are here.

 

If you like these trouser jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.