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Tree Jokes

It’s Friday, so time for some one liners. Today, it’s the turn of tree jokes. I’m tempted to branch out to some puns,but maybe I should leaf it as it is…. As normal, these come with no guarantee of funniness or originality.



How does a tree get on the Internet? It logs in.
Friend went to a Star Trek fancy dress party dressed as a tree. He was the Captain’s Log.
A local bank is opening an ATM in a tree. If its successful, they might expand to other branches.
I used to spend lots of time with a friend in his tree house. Then we fell out.
A friend is tracing his family tree. He’s not very good at drawing.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”.
Local police force has recruited a tree. It’s Special Branch.
Someone took my mate’s fake Christmas tree. It’s not fir.
What do you get hanging from ash trees? Sore arms.
What cheese do you use to encourage a bear out of a tree? Camembert.

Last week’s football jokes are here.

There in an index of such nonsense here.