Tower Jokes

I went to visit the very impressive Scrabo Tower this week near Newtonards in County Down, Northern Ireland. As well as the tower itself being very impressive, the views from it are exceptional. A post to come on the tower no doubt, but for now, here are some tower jokes. I hope you enjoy the puns and one liners, but don’t be too surprised if they are not top on originality or hilarity.



I tried reading a book about a tower with the drawbridge up, but I couldn’t get into it.

Tripped whilst climbing a tower in Paris. I fell.

What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? It doesn’t eat much.

Bought a tower with a device to fill the gap under the drawbridge. It’s a remoat control.

I sleep in a tower once every two weeks. It’s my fort night.

Took a risk opening a butchers in the Eiffel Tower. The steaks are high.

Interesting to hear about plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will have the time and the inclination.

A friend has a job doing odd jobs in a tower block. She’s high maintenance.

Why can’t they demolish the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It’s a listed building.

A friend split up with her boyfriend at the top of the Eiffel Tower. She always fancied a romantic break.



Last week’s (or is it next week’s?) time travel jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look over here.