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Tooth Jokes

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is tooth jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity….

 

 

I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

 

A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one.

 

Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned…

 

How do you stop your mouth from freezing in the snow? Grit your teeth.

 

I knew a vampire who gave up acting because he couldn’t find a role he could get his teeth in to.

 

I know an elderly vampire. He’s quite long in the tooth.

 

A chap goes to the doctor and says “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth”. The doctor says, “have you seen a psychiatrist?” The man says “no, just a werewolf”.

 

My dentist isn’t very good as his job. The tooth hurts.

 

Why do we call them dental x-rays and not tooth pics?

 

Why do we say The Tooth Fairy and not The Grin Reaper?

 

Chipped a tooth earlier. No idea how it got on to the golf course.

 

Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.

 

 

Last week’s trouser jokes are here.

 

If you like these tooth jokes, there is an index of joke topics over here.