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Television Jokes

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is television jokes. Here they are, with the normal no guarantee of funniness or originality…  Although thankfully there aren’t too many repeats on this.

 

 

You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common Taters.

What does Dr Who eat with his pizza?  Dalek bread.

Count Dracula was on one of those DIY TV programmes recently. His castle was getting a revamp.

What’s a horse’s favourite TV soap opera? Neighbours…

What’s a cow’s favourite sci fi TV programme? Dr Moo.

Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone. Star Key and Hatch.

Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control.  I couldn’t turn it down.

I saw a detective series with a chilled out soundtrack.  It’s a mellow drama.

The local television controller museum has had almost no visitors.  People are not remotely interested.

Two television aerials met on a roof, fell in love an got married. The ceremony wasn’t great but the reception was fantastic.

 

 

 

Last week’s spring jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look here. There’s a whole index of random jokes there…