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Sunny Jokes

It’s been a delightfully sunny week in the UK, which is more of a surprise in late June for some than it should be, so what better topic for a page of puns than sunny jokes. It’s been an effort even typing them in this weather. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

 

 

 

A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

 

I know a grape who spends his time sitting in the sun. It’s his raisin d’etre.

 

My company is better at making sun cream than our competitors, but I don’t like to rub it in.

 

X Factor: The original Roman sun cream.

 

I was looking reflective today. It’s my new mirrored sunglasses.

 

Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply.

 

What’s faster, the speed of heat or the speed of cold? Heat, you can catch the cold.

 

It’s so hot that the local cows are giving evaporated milk.

 

What sort of animal wears sunglasses? A solar bear.

 

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 

It’s so hot that I had to reply on my very friendly air conditioning unit. It’s my biggest fan.

 

It’s so hot that I need SPF1000. When you open the tube, a full length robe comes out.

 

After all this sunshine, we may be in for a bad spell of wether…

 

 

 

Last week’s gambling jokes are here.

If you like these sunny jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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