Sunset in Cambodia

Summer Jokes

The sun has arrived, and it seems that summer has started, so here are some summer jokes, one liners and puns. As always, they come with no guarantee of brightness, originality or funniness…

 

What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner?  I’m your biggest fan.

My company is better at making sun cream than our competitors, but I don’t like to rub it in.

X Factor: The original Roman sun cream.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A friend met his girlfriend at a local summer village festival. It was fete.

What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day? I’m bacon.

Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it.  He’s going to reapply.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing summer beach sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.

Where do sharks go for their summer holidays? Finland.

Why do robots have summer holidays? To recharge their batteries.

Owls prefer to mate in the summer than in the winter when it rains. It’s too wet to woo.

Two psychics meet on the street. One says “lovely weather at the moment”. The other says, “yes, reminds me of the summer of 2019″.

What’s the best letter to have in summer? Iced T.

Last week’s fast jokes are here.

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