Carnlough Harbour

Spring Jokes

After a wet start to last weekend, the weather changed and by Easter Monday the sun was shining, which has continued this week, so it seems as good a time as any to have some spring jokes. I hope these bring you some sunshine, but it is unlikely that they will bring you too much originality or hilarity….



When do creatures that look a bit like monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.

Great spring deal: half price trampolines…

I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump highest. I like a gambol.

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

Can February March? No, but April May….

“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.

Heard about a pregnant bed bug. She’s having a baby in the spring.

Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.

I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.

My local spring onions have started singing hip hop. The little rap scallions.



Last week’s egg jokes are here.

If you like these jokes, have a look here.