two falls and a sub mission

Sports Jokes

In keeping with recent joke updates having a theme, as per a request from Kevin, here are a series of sports jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be original, or for that matter, terrifically funny….

 

 

Local tennis club’s website is down.  I think they are having problems with their server.

 

No wonder the divorce rate is so high among tennis players. Love means nothing to them.

 

If I was a wrestler with triplets I’d name them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”. Or, two falls and a sub mission.

 

I do enjoy playing “telekinetic snooker”. However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it.

 

A friend’s desire to always think outside the box ended his career as a goalkeeper.

 

I told a friend that I had a job in a bowling alley.  “Tenpin?” he asked me. “No” I said, “It’s permanent.”

 

Saw Miami Sound Machine recently and one of them waved a blue & white scarf.  Must have been Gloria Leicesterfan.

 

Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night.  He was playing against the police curling team.

 

Called the gym and asked about their advanced aerobics class. They asked “How flexible are you?”. I said “I can’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays”.

 

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.

 

These new football matches in space will never take off. There’s just no atmosphere.

 

I kept wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger and bigger.  Then it hit me.

 

 

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