A Confusing Sign?

Sign Jokes

Welcome to the first series of jokes for 2014.  After a few weeks of jokes about Christmas, and related topics like Christmas Crackers and jumpers, a new subject this week.   Here are some sign jokes, although do not expect the New Year to have brought a new quality of jokes, or any originality or more funniness.  I hope they raise at least a few groans anyway…  and a Happy New Year to you all.


Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I parked my electric car.

I saw a transparent billboard yesterday. I thought to myself, “That’s a clear sign”.

Police have arrested a man on suspicion of stealing a sign saying “and Emergency”. He claims he found it by Accident.

I saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.

I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’. I thought ”That’s a sign of things to come”.

I was driving to work this morning when I saw a sign saying ‘Low Trees’. So I stopped, got out and gave one a cuddle.

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in, then was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat

Walked by a rehab centre the other day. The sign on the lawn said “keep off the grass”.

I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of perfume with a sign saying “out of odour”.

I was driving along this lovely lane when I saw a sign saying “Man digging road”. I thought, “It’s cool, I’m digging it too, man”.




Last week’s Christmas Cracker jokes are here.

The following week’s Time jokes are here.


There is an index of similar jokes here.