This week’s collection of puns and one-liners is, for no particular reason, made up of Scrabble jokes. This could spell disaster… As normal, they come with no guarantee of either funniness or originality…
Old McDonald had a rubbish hand at scrabble. E-I-E-I-O.
Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i.
Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn’t play them. He’s a beekeeper.
Suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble, but if there is, I’ll eat my words.
Friend of mine just lost a game of Scrabble. Didn’t look good from the word go.
Somebody scratched all of the little numbers of my Scrabble tiles. I’ve stopped playing it now, it’s pointless.
Congratulations to my friend who won a local Scrabble tournament. He’s celebrating with a night on the tiles.
Playing Scrabble, I pulled out RBLTOUE. I thought, “this could spell trouble”…
They’ve set up giant Scrabble in a local park. Was going to have a go, but the Q was too big.
Spotted in a lonely hearts ad: “Scrabble player looking for love. Has GSOH”
Last week’s chair jokes are here.
There is an index of such one-liners here.