Sat Nav

Sat Nav Jokes

My wife got a new sat nav yesterday, so in honour of that, here are some sat nav jokes. As normal, this collection of one-liners and puns comes with no guarantee of either funniness or originality….

I love my sat nav. I’d be lost without it.

Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.

How does Dracula find his way around Transylvania? He uses Bat Nav.

Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their sat navs stolen. A spokesman said that they are searching for Leeds.

Went on holiday to Oz recently, and got a hire car with a sat nav. Don’t think much of it, though, it just keeps telling me to follow the yellow brick road.

Got stuck in traffic for so long the other day that even the sat nav said “Are we nearly there yet?”

I spilt a jar of Vanish on my sat nav. Now I can’t find Staines anywhere.

Saw someone driving with a crocodile reading a map in the passenger seat.  I asked what was going on, he said “That’s my Navi Gator”.

Bought a sat nav from Bono. It’s rubbish. All the streets have no name. I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

Got a sat nav from Bonnie Tyler. It just keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.

Got a Bon Jovi sat nav. Apparently we’re half way there.

 

 

Last week’s giraffe jokes are here.

There is an index of such jokes here.