Towneley Hall, Burnley

Roof Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is roof jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.


Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof.

My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.

Saw a chap painting pictures of bikes on a local church roof. Cycleangelo.

A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent…

Friend of mine fell through the roof of a French bakery. He woke up in a world of pain.

I’ve started a new business making ships in bottles in my attic. Sails have hit the roof.

Why are roofers so nosy? They are always eaves dropping.

Started a new job as a roofer but spilt my coffee all over the tiles. The boss says it’s ok, I can wipe the slate clean.

I’ve got a friend who travels around on the roof of his Honda. He does it on his own Accord.

I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.



Last week’s guitar jokes are here.


If you like these roof jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.