Rice Jokes

I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.


I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben.

I was at a racous curry nigh when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.

I can tell I’m having a bad day when even my Rice Krispies don’t talk to me.

I had some mean rice the other day. It tasted average.

I’m having a curry with another friend who can’t eat rice. He’s basmatic.

Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and rice. I wish he’d stop taking sides.

Dreamt I was eating a curry last night. When I woke up, my pilau was missing.

I heard a tall tale about rice, but I don’t think there was a grain of truth in it.

I made some jerk chicken and rice today. He didn’t even say thank you.


Last week’s reunion jokes are here.


If you like these rices jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.