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Programmer Jokes

We were swapping IT related one liners in the office this week, so here are some programmer jokes for all techies out there. Don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…

 

 

Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can’t C#.

A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says “can I join you?”

Wasn’t hard to crack Forrest Gump’s password. 1forrest1.

I love pressing the F5 key. It’s refreshing.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Why are assembly programmers often wet? They work below C level.

What programme do you use to predict the music tastes of former US presidential candidates? An Al Gore Rhythm.

Why was the developer bankrupt? He’d used all his cache.

An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hostelry, public house.

A friend is in a band called 1023Mb. They haven’t had a gig yet.

If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you hear the C?

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31OCT=25DEC.

What is the difference between a programmer and a non-programmer? The non-programmer thinks a kilobyte is 1000 bytes while a programmer is convinced that a kilometre is 1024 metres.

 

 

Last week’s yacht jokes are here.

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