Potato Jokes

There’s no particular reason for the topic of this week’s puns, so here is a page of potato jokes.  They may chip away at you…  As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny or original….


You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common Taters.

A friend had a terrible first day working for a potato merchant. They gave him the sack.

Friend of mine has a vegetable patch. It takes away his craving for carrots and potatoes.

Why did the pie cross the road? Because it was meat & potato.

Took my jacket potato to the dentist. It needed a filling.

What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectater.

Why do scarecrows find it hard to share secrets? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.

Saw some potato chips strolling down the street the other day and offered them a lift. “No thanks”, they said, “we’re Walkers”.

Silicon chips. Less tasty than potatoes.

Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.


Last week’s economist jokes are here.

There is an index of such jokes here.