the devil takes many forms

Post Office Jokes

I recently saw a series of puns about the mail service and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be Post Office Jokes. As normal, their delivery comes with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

 

A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but his delivery is awful.

 

Another friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.

 

Got stuck for ages behind Satan in the queue at the Post Office. For the devil takes many forms.

 

What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a dog? A terrified postman.

 

A friend of mine lost his job as a postman. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.

 

A friend knew life would be hard as a postman on his first day. They gave him the sack.

 

Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world.

 

Went to the postcard museum the other week. Nothing to write home about.

 

Local shop has a sign saying “Stamps sold by the book”. Good to know they follow the rules.

 

I don’t know why my dog gets so excited when she sees the postman. It’s almost never for her.

 

I was going to apply for a job as a postman but it turns out I forgot to post the application.

 

Delighted that the postman finally delivered the book I ordered, “How to make your own watch”. It’s about time.

 

 

 

 

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