We have had one liners about other forms of transport before, and this week, the topic for the puns is plane jokes, so hopefully these will get off to a flying start. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…
Just saw an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. Think it was an aeroplane.
Bought a new plane the other day. Disappointed that they wouldn’t let me keep the hangar.
A friend has bought an old plane, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.
Asked for some helicopter crisps in the local shop. Didn’t have any. Had to make do with plane.
Was on a really cramped plane the other week. Ended up with jet leg.
Was given haggis as an in flight meal once. I’ve had bad food before, but that was plane offal.
Worst bit about flying with BA is trying to get him on the plane in the first place.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two Wrights can make a plane.
Saw an aircraft with no branding. It was quite plane.
What do you get if you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.
Invisible planes. I can’t see them taking off.
Last week’s field jokes are here.
There is an index of such jokes here.