Pie Jokes

A colleague this week told me about his time working in a pie factory, and his witty anecdotes helped me chose a topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some pie jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.

Why did the pie cross the road? Because it was meat & potato.

I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.

Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…

Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.

Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it.

A pie walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food”.

Why did the pie go to the dentist? He needed a filling.

What do you get if you chase a pie around the garden? Puff pastry.

Bloke down the pub sold me a DVD. It had 3.14 stars. I think it was pi-rated.



Last week’s birthday jokes are here.

If you like these pie jokes, have a look over here for a list of joke topics.