The topic for this week’s puns is Pepper Jokes, so take them with a pinch of salt. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Someone told me I looked like a pepper mill. I took it as a condiment.
Why do seals live in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze.
I was on the ground by my pepper plants looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.
A lorry load of pepper mills has crashed. Traffic has ground to a halt.
How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
John Travolta’s pepper farm business is going well. He’s got chillis, they’re multiplying.
I’ll never buy a pepper mill from the Wimbledon again. Everything was overground or underground.
After waiting an hour for my peppery starter I complained “It’s not rocket salad”.
Heard that burglars used a pepper plant to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I’m setting up a pepper stall. I’ve spotted a gap in the market.
Last week’s keyboard jokes are here.
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