Pepper Jokes

The topic for this week’s puns is Pepper Jokes, so take them with a pinch of salt. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



Someone told me I looked like a pepper mill. I took it as a condiment.

Why do seals live in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze.

I was on the ground by my pepper plants looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.

A lorry load of pepper mills has crashed. Traffic has ground to a halt.

How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

John Travolta’s pepper farm business is going well. He’s got chillis, they’re multiplying.

I’ll never buy a pepper mill from the Wimbledon again. Everything was overground or underground.

After waiting an hour for my peppery starter I complained “It’s not rocket salad”.

Heard that burglars used a pepper plant to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.

I’m setting up a pepper stall. I’ve spotted a gap in the market.



Last week’s keyboard jokes are here.

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