Parrot Jokes

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…


What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.


What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.


What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.


That’s the last time I send my mate to get me some pollyfila. He’s come back with some parrot seed.


Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.


If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I’d teach it to say is “Help! They’ve turned me into a parrot!”


I gave my parrot a cracker the other day. Not sure it suited the paper hat though.


Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other, “can you smell something fishy?”


Apparently the term for forgetting your pet parrot’s name is Polynesia.



…and if course we can’t forget the old classic, why aren’t there any aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat ’em all.



Last week’s watch jokes are here.


If you like these parrot jokes, then there is an index of one liner topics over here.