a load of tripe

Offal Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of offal jokes.  Some would say that plenty of the jokes here are at least a bit offal.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

 

Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs.  That sounds like a load of tripe to me.

 

A really cool chap told me he had made a drink from sheep tripe.  I thought “Ewe smoothie”.

 

Was given haggis as an in flight meal once. I’ve had bad food before, but that was plane offal.

 

Was trying to come up with my own recipe for haggis, but I’m not sure what it entrails.

 

I had an offal kebab.  It was an organ doner.

 

Used to wonder where we stored our national supply of tripe.  Noticed that the country doesn’t have a stomach bank but does have a Liverpool.

 

I asked the doctor if he could give me something for my liver, he gave me half a pound of onions.

 

A friend told me he was making a hearty beef stew. Turned out it was offal.

 

A chap walks into a shop and asks for a steak and kidley pie. The person in the shop says “Do you mean steak and kidney?” The chap says “That’s what I said, didly I?”

 

A pound of tripe and a haggis walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

 

 

 

 

Last week’s shark jokes are here.

 

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