Mime Joke

Mime Jokes

Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

 

A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.

 

Almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation…

 

I’m not a big fan of street entertainers, but then again I’m a mime artist so I can’t talk…

 

The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club…

 

“You’re just not cut out to be a mime”
“Was it something I said?”
“Yes…”

 

Why are pantomimes sometimes called panto? Because the mine is silent…

 

I haven’t heard from my friend since he set off on his new career as a mime.

 

Had an air guitar party. The mime next door came around to complain.

 

Forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in. Mime mistake.

 

Just heard an old friend has been a part time mime for the last ten years. He kept that quiet.

 

If a mime locks himself in a greenhouse, will anybody know he needs help?

 

 

Last week’s plate jokes are here.

If you like these Mime Jokes, there is an index of joke topics here.