Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.
A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.
Almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation…
I’m not a big fan of street entertainers, but then again I’m a mime artist so I can’t talk…
The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club…
“You’re just not cut out to be a mime”
“Was it something I said?”
Why are pantomimes sometimes called panto? Because the mine is silent…
I haven’t heard from my friend since he set off on his new career as a mime.
Had an air guitar party. The mime next door came around to complain.
Forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in. Mime mistake.
Just heard an old friend has been a part time mime for the last ten years. He kept that quiet.
Last week’s plate jokes are here.
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