Dashcam Footage

Lorry Jokes

I had a bit of a close encounter with a truck this week on the motorway, which you can see here, and it made me think of lorry related pins, so here are a page of lorry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos.

Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a load of cobblers.

Best lorry I’ve seen is from a digestive company. It takes the biscuit.

A lorry load of peppercorns has crashed. Traffic has ground to a halt.

What has one horn and provides milk? A dairy lorry.

Saw a lorry load of pens crash. It was a write off.

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway.

Tried driving a lorry in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.

A lorry load of glue crashed on the motorway. A got stuck in traffic for hours.

A lorry load of wigs have been stolen. Police are combing that area.

A lorry carrying a load of sinus sprays has crashed on the M6. Police say there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours.

Last week’s electric jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look over here.