Insects for sale at a market in Cambodia

Insect Jokes

After last week’s spider jokes proved popular, the next natural topic seems to be insect jokes. Or, at least, as much as any topic for these jokes seems to make sense. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or funniness. Although these ones might bug you a bit more….

 

 

What do you call an insect with a perm? A frisbee.

What do you call in insect on the moon? A lunar tick.

Saw a fantastic film about a very large insect.  It was XL ant.

I saw an insect with a pack of cards earlier. Ant & Deck.

Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London.  Probably just an urban moth.

I saw an antelope the other day. First insect wedding that I’ve attended.

Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot?  A spelling bee.

What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect?  The Cagey Bee.

Friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently.  He got a bee.

Poor butterfly wasn’t allowed into the dance.  It was a moth ball.

My bedside lamp turned into a butterfly this morning.  Last time I buy a cheap lava lamp.

Jousting: What someone from Birmingham asks a bee.

Delighted to have won the local fancy dress competition dressed as a bee.  I’m still buzzing.

Some some flies playing football in a saucer earlier.  They hope to be in the cup next week.

Two beetles, are born as brothers. One travels the world, makes friends, and is an inspiration to insects. The other doesn’t. He was the lesser of two weevils.

 

 

 

 

Last week’s spider jokes are here.

There is an index of these jokes here.