I posted earlier in the week about Xander’s F1 Ice Cream, so Ice Cream Jokes seemed a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As normal, they come with no added topping of originality or funniness…
Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School.
Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. He asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one”.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What’s Dracula’s favourite ice cream flavour? Veinilla.
Had some green coloured ice cream. It was mint.
What’s an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour? Shock a lot.
Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? He was looking for the scoop.
My favourite superhero is Ice Cream Man.
Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg based additions. Am I right or am I meringue?
Saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day. I’d like to see someone top that.
And of course… Police found the local ice cream man in his van covered in raspberry sauce, nuts and hundreds & thousands. They think he topped himself…