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Hat Jokes

This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…

 

 

 

“I just bought a new hat”
“Fedora?”
“No, for me.”

 

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.

 

I’m not saying that my friend Fred doesn’t think deeply, but usually the only thing on his mind is his hat.

 

Met a chap the other day, I asked him what he did. He said he was a henchman for someone aiming to take over the world, and he used a steel rimmed bladed hat as part of his profession. I said, “that’s an Odd Job”….

 

Who wears the biggest hat in the army? The one with the biggest head.

 

A friend always wears a nun’s outfit and hat when he’s out. It’s just a habit that he has.

 

Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

 

Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora.

 

Saw Miami Sound Machine recently and one of them waved a blue & white hat and scarf. Must have been Gloria Leicesterfan.

 

I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.

 

And of course, the old, corny hat-based classic….

 

What did the hat say to the tie?
“You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”

 

 

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