The Dark Hedges, Northern Ireland

Ghost Jokes

It’s Halloween this weekend, and as we have had Halloween, Vampire and Dracula jokes in the past, here are some Ghost Jokes. They come, as normal, with no guarantee of funniness or originality. In fact, you might recognise some that have appeared before.  They might cause more frights than laughs…  And if you want to find out what the photo is all about, have a look over here. It is haunted, apparently.


I’ve noticed that ghosts in lifts always seem to be happy. I think it raises the spirits.

I don’t like haunted houses, I’m afraid.

A house near me is haunted by a ghost that only moves horizontally. It’s a spirit level.

Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have nobody to dance with.

A ghost walks into a bar. The barman says “who ordered a spirit?”

I’m reading a book about poltergeists. It’s a real page turner.

A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist.

I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist.

Read a book called “Wooooooooh”. I suspect it was written by a ghost writer.

A local chap failed to pay the exorcist, and ended up getting repossessed.

Ghosts are rubbish at lying. You can see right through them.



Last week’s clock jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look over here.