Easter Eggs

Egg Jokes

It’s Easter this weekend, so it seems as a good a time as any to have some egg jokes. Now, eggs give plenty of opportunities for puns, so this could be a long list… The only things missing are probably hilarity and originality…

 

 

Where’s the best place to find out about eggs? In a hencyclopedia.

What’s an egg’s least favourite day? Fryday.

What do you call a travelling egg? An Eggsplorer.

How do chickens leave the motorway? They take the eggs-it.

I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket.

Great Eggspectations. A classic novel by Charles Chickens.

Why did the chicken sit on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.

What is a chicken racing driver’s favourite part of the car? The Eggs-celerator.

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.  The barman says, “Who’s first?”

Bought a dalek egg timer.  After three minutes, it shouts “Eggs Terminate”…

What does a space chicken lay? Eggstra-Terrestrials.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?  An egg.

Why does a French man normally only have a single egg for breakfast?  Because one egg is an oeuf.

Spent hours questioning an egg.  Think it’s about to crack.

Saw the world’s largest egg this week.  That will take some beating.

You can’t beat an egg based dessert.  Am I right, or a meringue?

Was going to go to a fancy dress party as an Easter Egg.  Foiled again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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