Adam and the Ants

Delivery Jokes

It’s often said that jokes are all about delivery, so here are some delivery jokes. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…

 

Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit.

 

A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but his delivery is awful.

 

Friend of mine lost his job as a courier driver. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.

 

Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.

 

I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming by courier.

 

I followed a van down the motorway that was delivering newspapers. I like to keep up with the times.

 

For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)

 

Saw an advert for an Adam and the Ants music book, and they throw in a free stand and deliver.

 

Had to deliver a giant roll of bubble wrap, the chap said “pop it in the corner”. Took me three hours.

 

A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there.

 

Last week’s parrot jokes are here.

 

If if you like these earn delivery jokes, there is an index of joke topics here.