Clown Jokes

Last weekend was Halloween and my costume for this year was that of a clown, and perhaps a rather scary one. It was suggested that this would be a good topic for some one liners, so here are a few clown jokes. Don’t expect them to be too funny or original….

 

 

Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? They made him bring it back.

Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken.

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, “what a nice jester”.

Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.

What material is a clown’s costume made from? Poly Jester.

What do you do if you are attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.

I had a friend who was a clown who performed on stilts. I always looked up to him.

Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”.

My friend was a clown in a circus who did a human cannonball act. Never replaced him when he retired, couldn’t find anyone else of the same calibre.

Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? He couldn’t get his Stilton.

Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet falling asleep.

Why are circus clowns often stressed? Because their job is in tents.

Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers. Oddest flavour of crisps yet.

 

 

Last week’s ghost jokes are here.

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