Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

As normal for a Friday, here are some cheesy one-liners for those who like really bad puns that are old and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…

 

 

 

Went to Doctorr and said I keep singing Deliliah. The doctor  said “It’s Tom Jones Syndrome”.  I asked “Is it common?”  He said, “It’s Not Unusual”…

 

When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.

 

I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay.  There’s no catch.

 

I’m also selling a broken pub quiz machine online. No questions asked

 

The doctor said “How many cups of tea do you have a day, roughly?”. I said “none, I always sip them gently.”

 

A bulb walks into an airport with no bags, wearing only a shirt & sandals. The check-in agent says “Travelling light?” He says “Yes, I am”

 

I had a pelican curry for lunch. It tasted OK, but the bill was enormous.

 

I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.

 

I had a Shepherd’s pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.

 

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming…

 

 

 

 

If that wasn’t enough for you, there is a list of pages of cheesy one-liners here...